Valentine's Day Quotes Funny

# A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

Valentine's Day Quotes Funny By Miguel De Cervantes
Absence: that common cure of love.

# Aerosmith
Falling in love is so hard on the knees.

# Ogie,Waitress
If I had a penny for everything I love about you, I would have many pennies.

# Author Unknown
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

# Laurence J. Peter
It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week.

# Henny Youngman
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.

# Famous Quotes By Jonathon Swift
Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

# Cathy Carlyle
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.

# Jules Renord
Love is like an hour glass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.

# W. Somerset Maugham
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.

# Woody Allen
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

# John Barrymore
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

# Valentine's Day, Reed Bennett
Love is the only shocking act left on the planet.

# William Caxton
Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

# Richard Friedman
Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.

# Charles Dickens
Never sign a Valentine with your own name.

# Albert Einstein
No, this trick won't work. How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?

# Henry Kissinger
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

# Erich Segal
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.

# Marie E. Eschenbach
We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack.

# Oscar Wilde
Women are made to be loved, not understood.

# Henny Youngman
You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.